Since News at 7pm is still accessible before and after 7pm, you should know this website shouldn’t be your source of reliable news. This is a satirical website although we publish verified stories once in a while. These verified stories are tagged as such; VERIFIED NEWS. Once you don’t see this VERIFIED NEWS right under the news headline, know you are reading something else.
All our satirical content displays further information in the footer to alert you that what you are reading is just for fun.
Before you complain and decide satire is synonymous with “comedy”:
The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Everything on this website, unless otherwise tagged VERIFIED NEWS, is fiction. It is not a lie and it is not fake news because it is not real. If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined. Any similarities between this site’s pure fantasy and actual people, places and events are purely coincidental and all images should be considered altered and satirical. See above if you’re still having an issue with that satire thing.